{"product_id":"smiled-once-didnt-like-it-asphalt-graphic-tee","title":"Smiled Once. Didn't Like It. — Asphalt Graphic Tee | Men's Streetwear | Stay Stubborn STBN","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSmiled once. Didn't like it. Won't be repeating that. 🫏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome people were just built this way — unbothered by default, allergic to small talk, perfectly comfortable with their permanent resting face. The STBN Smiled Once tee doesn't apologise for any of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBold orange typography. Orange embroidered donkey. And a hidden message on the sleeve — for the ones paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the tee for people who tried cheerful once and decided it wasn't for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStay Stubborn. Stay STBN.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e───────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e✓ Made to order — printed specifically for you ✓ Delivered to Europe in 8–14 working days ✓ Shipping from €3.99 — free on orders over €45 ✓ Ships from EU — no customs delays within Europe ✓ 30-day returns — EU cooling-off period included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e───────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBack print — \"Smiled Once. 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